Hopefully, a very long wintersleep..



It was just recently that Wintersleep have come to my attention, and it sadly has not been long enough. In any reference I do belive the term "Hibernate" should be exalted upon these would be gnarl masters of proposed artistic relation.. I can honestly say.. that I have never in my wildest ever dreampt about something so pathetically grotestegue in a form of music in my entire essence of living, breathing, or existance. Utter and totally chaotic junk..

Basically it's droned out/down guitar melodies wrapped around vocals that alone, are enough to want to make yourself de-audiotize yourself in a very van gough fashion ( which would qualify as something more artistic than this "Music". ) I can't tell whether he's crying because his girlfriend just fucked his father, or if his hand has been caught in a meat grinder for hours upon end and he's simply just run out the lung capacity to sustain an actual note that resembles a human wave length. The only justification that could come out of recording something like this..... would be if it was somehow incorporated into a dog whistle... for very old, deaf, and miserable mutts searching for a means to an end. So save yourself the aftermath and the 20 bucks.. go by a Pearl Jam record and hear how terrible vocals are supposed to sound.  ¶ 2:00 PM